you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I party with great urgency now.
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