Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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