I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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