For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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