your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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