Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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