I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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