come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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