i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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