She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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