Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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