Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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