Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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