At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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