i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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