So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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