i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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