Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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