Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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