Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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