The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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