and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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