Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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