The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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