He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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