I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
