Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
