We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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