nut hugger
she was so not down for the gang bang
just tell him i said nine months
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
