quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
it hurts more in the daytime
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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