I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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