I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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