You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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