i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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