I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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