Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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