In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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