Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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