This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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