belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i jhust puked up my retainher.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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