New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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