When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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