bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Michael Bay diarrhea
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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