In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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