I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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