Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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