Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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