How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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