ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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