did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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