hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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