Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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