So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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