At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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