its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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