my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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