these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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