But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
did i just pee glitter
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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