Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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