I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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