I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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